You just can’t trust the bloke on the left. The bloke on the right, Malcolm Abbott is a merchant banker. He’ll look after you.

Elections don’t get any more exciting then this. I’ve got to tell you I’ve seen quite a few and they just don’t get this exciting. Even the U.S election is dull and boring in comparison.

Just the other day, Mr Shorten said that Donald Trump was a raving looney. Then Mr Turnbull cautioned Mr Shorten and said that was an unwise thing to do. Then, to top it all off, Mr Di Natale (Greens), when asked by Barry Cassidy, agreed that Trump was a complete looney. See how exciting it gets.

Mr Turnbull is getting really serious about the election.  Just the other day he likened it to a war, and said that Mr Shorten was firing bullets and shooting dead mum’s and dad’s across Australia.  Then, just when we all started getting scared about Mr Shorten killing all those mums and dads, Mr Turnbull went one further and said that Mr Shorten wanted to close Australian  businesses down.  Fair dinkum. I was packing, although i couldn’t think of any Australian business that was still locally owned, Vegemite, Arnotts, Bonds, Holden, CSL, IXL, Fosters, VB, Four n Twenty. I was quite shocked, because that means that there will still some businesses that would soon  be going off shore, and if that happened there’d be no one left to make advantage of the fifty billion on offer to boost big business.

Well,…. no local company.

But i’m sure that Chevron, Transurban, and Google could find  way to stump up to the cash as they don’t seem to pay any tax at all and that would contribute to the trickle down effect. The trickle down effect is much much more than some rich bastard pissing on you.

In god we trust.

Its a real effect, like the doppler, and the sound, and the greenhouse, (though that’s exaggerated) in making a real contribution to our way of life. Apparently Mr Shorten hates old bastards who are really rich and own heaps of houses.  Though they’re paid for by the poor wage earners who’ve had their wages, spending and choices crushed by the global economy, Mr Turnbull reckons that Shorten, (who you cant trust) will force these old bastards to pay up to 1 per cent of their income after tax back to the government. What a cheek, Also Mr Turnbull reckons that Mr Shorten, if he ever got into government would force us all to go gay and give all the money that has been wisely quarantined from arty lefty wankers back towards the same who’ll blow it all on art, plays, music, science and stuff that we don’t need to make us clever, and innovative and progressive.  That’s the trouble, Labor, and the Greens are just beyond the pale. They’ll say anything just to get into government and then blow it all away. Like the deficit, though it’s grown threefold under the Libs, we know that Labor can’t be trusted. And wages?  They’ll blow out and drive those bits of industry that haven’t been closed down by ideologies sprung from the IPA offshore. And don’t forget the insidious behaviour of the unions, that some minority still belong to.  He,( Mr Shorten) is up to no good, and if elected would probably join in an unholy alliance with the Greens (as he is a lefty, and weak, and not strong on principle), and start treating refugees as HUMANS and that would be a catastrophe!!

So play it safe. Don’t risk changing Australia from where’ we’re at now. It aint broke so don’t fix it. That’s what the war is about. Truth and who you can trust. Really!!