Earlier in the week we mused about the origin of NAPLAN, while Mine Tinkit gave his opinion (here).

In fact this is what we said: We are unsure of what NAPLAN stands for.  Is it “Never Arrest Priests Looking at Nubiles”? Please help us.  Send your suggestions to pcbycp.com.  Great prizes for nearest correct answer
Answers published Friday

Ever true to our word here is a selection from the voluminous response”.  Some contributers requested anonymity.  We of course ignored their request.

Numbskulls Are Pollies Liberally Addicted (to) Nonentity….

Numberlesss Aboriginals Particularly Loathe Abbot’s Natzi-ism.
Eric Butler

Nimble Aunty Patricia leaps about negligently…
Cardinal G Pell

Nudists Are Persistently Leaving About Nickers! (artist’s licence.)
Elizabeth R

Napthine’s Arrival Presages Liberal Ascendancy Nationwide.
Ted Baillieu

Never Advertise Posterior Led Anarchic Nuances!!!!
Sarah Palin

Niall’s Arse, Perfectly Lit, Advertises Noodles.
Niall’s Aunt Maeuvre

Nascent Archetypal Posturing, Leaching Adolescent Naivety
Essendon Football Club

Nuturing Adolescent Pupils Lacking Academic Nimbleness
J Macklin

Nominally Altruistic Prelates Lusting After Nomads
Attributed   to the  Missions to Inland Seamen ?”

AND
THE WINNER IS 

Negating Academic Principles Lowering All Norms
with best wishes from our  PM.