‘Sex appeal’!!!
Eight weeks is an awful long time politics.
Seems there’s skeletons in the cupboard. Faced with awkward questions being asked of the member in the nebulous zone of western Sydney. The MP with sex appeal Ms Fiona Scott equivocated about who’s side she was really on. Did she or did she not back the spill against Abbott? Who cares you may ask? The ultra conservative rump of discontented Liberals do. They’re really sore that the firebrand dubbed by the former PM as ‘sex appeal’, could’ve betrayed his trust. Maybe they have a point there? Indeed he was the self styled ‘P.M for women’, and even had one of them on his front bench. And being a woman, and born from Adams rib, she like all her type, (as stated clearly in the bible) can’t be trusted to hold her own. That’s because of her sex appeal. That’s why the conservatives wont buy it, (her equivocation) because they know both in the old testament, and the ‘Jehosephat Chronicle’, (recently discovered in the IPA vault containing other sacred relics, as the precursor to the “how to stone witches” guide Judea ad 40) that ‘the woman is fickle and subject to emotional distortion in the eyes of god’. That’s why the Sydney anglican diocese wont have a bar of female priests and the like. “ Let one in, and you’ll have the place crawling with them’.
PM for thought bubbles Mr Malcolm Abbott demonstrates sex appeal to adoring MP.
Good thinking then, that faced with this challenge, the PM for thought bubbles, Mr Malcolm Abbott stood by her side, spoke of her integrity, and then ran for cover. There was a whole pile of things scheduled for the PM to do for the rest of the day, and they were all scrapped. Rumours began to circulate that the PM, was working behind the scenes sharpening up Bill Shortens campaign with some helpful hints on staying on message. The Opposition leader seems to think that education could amount to something. He’s all over the place talking about education. The PM for innovation has a counter strategy; ‘Jobs and Growth’. Bugger education, make kids work for nothing, and break them. A simple strategy. In generational terms, ensure that the baby boomers, with all they got for free stay in as numero uno. To ensure a natural order of things. Like negative gearing and the trickle down effect. And in doing so keep Australia safe.
Train Traveller; “Who are you?”. We often ask the same question.
Still rumours abound that the PM in hiding, was planning a big splash when he emerged from the bunker and confronted the disappointed mothers whose babies weren’t kissed. Cleverly taking on the disguise of just another person in the street the PM was greeted by a train traveller, “ Who are you” ? Clearly his capacity to disappear is working. A tactical retreat no less as the absurdity of replacing the former PM with the same may not wash so well with the electorate. The PM for thought bubbles is cut from different cloth. Last seen in an exclusive menswear store trying on a new suit. Proof perfect that he is actively promoting change and the trickle down effect.
At the market. PM greets potential voters
Curious George
He’s got backing, George Christiansen our favourite conservative wants a reassurance that none of those terrorist ex-Syrians will be settled in his electorate, and wants his Labor counterpart to back the same. And just to show he’s fair dinkum is toying with the idea of succession of FNQ from the Federation. Sounds a bit like the Mason Dixon line. Which though evaporated years ago its spirit lingers most recently in North Carolina. Which wont trouble the PM for thought bubbles. He’s sticking to bananas. He knows all about bananas. He worked on them as a student. There’s safety in bananas. But you’ve got to be very careful when eating them, one false move and they’re very slippery. Perhaps he didn’t learn this in banana 101. Presumedly that’s why education is important.
And for the P.M, I hear an election jingle coming on; “we like bananas, because they’ve got no bones”… Nor skeletons either.