Tony and Eric. Two Great Leaders. Principled!

At last some good news in these troubled times. The PM. (of ‘thought bubbles, Ideas booms and Innovation revolutions) Malcolm Turnbull was on the blower to President elect Donald Trump and had a “very constructive talk”.

Aussie battler stands for Principle

We can only guess the two leaders talked about all the very special things that bind the two mighty democracies. There’s free trade deals and helping out our mates in the U.S on all the little wars we’ve been having since 1945. The P.M made it perfectly clear that Australia stands in lock step with the U.S. After the success of recent ventures in Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, Vietnam, and Korea, it’s a red letter day for the military and time, (as the P.M suggested) ‘to demonstrate strength in the South China Sea’. And the PM is not alone.

Since Trump’s victory, conservative ranks right across the land have jumped on board the Trumpo-caust and proclaimed their undying love for life beyond the ‘political elites’. George Christiansen, says “It’s time”. And then he quipped, ‘politicians need to listen to ordinary people’. Eric Abetz, proclaimed that; ‘No one is interested in socially progressive policy’. He hasn’t met any in his electorate, and knows what the ordinary person thinks, (we can’t doubt him). And sensing the winds of change our very own Pauline Hanson was on hand to congratulate Mr Trump and offer him the best wishes for the journey ahead. Emboldened, by the scale of the victory, the luminary Corey Bernardii, proclaimed the ‘Conservative Revolution’ has arrived.

Corey. Principle personified!

We can only agree this is a wonderful time to be a conservative. We at pcbycp can already sense the positive knock on effect. The vexed issue of climate change Is cured. There aint no climate change issue. Solved! The environment is in tip-top shape. No one could doubt it. Malcolm Roberts has all the facts to prove it. The Great Barrier Reef is open for business, and the ‘have-nots’ will get a lot more of the same. The (C.R.S.S) ‘Conservative Revolution School Syllabus’ will be the foundation of a nation building educational project. Evolutionary theory will be banned. English literature quarantined, and Science, melded with Religion and Witch-burning as a fundamental in years eleven and twelve. History will be just re-titled ‘ANZAC and Glory’ in which students form year prep to twelve will learn of the glorious, noble unquestionable annals of ANZAC.

All Aboriginal Australians will be jailed.

Tony Abbott will assume the title of ‘Area Leader’, (Centralia). “Centralia” is a new sub state encompassing most of the hinterland and allows free access to national parks and aboriginal reserves for the exploitation of the nations mineral assets. A nation building initiative to establish a purpose built jail in each remote community, and the promise of quick promotion for those prepared to work on such harsh environments. Any islands offshore will be hybridized to serve as both nuclear waste and immigration detention centres, and the residue vacancies as a consequence of mass deportations will be filled by Mexicans. Such is the breadth of the imminent, U’S Australia, ‘illegal aliens transfer partnership‘.

In the words of Peter Dutton, ‘a symbol of conservative unity and a message to any foreigner harboring terrorist tendencies that we will not stand for leftist principles of compassion, fairness and opportunity’.We at pcbycp can only agree, for above all, the conservative revolution is guided by Principle.

And that’s leadership. Goodonya Donald.