Gone Ape-Shit!!!
We’re a bit pissed off about Hanson Young having a go at Leyonhjelm. She’s a sheila and a shagger and she’s just gotta get used to it. And why should Ljeyonhelm apologise? It was on the floor of parliament. It used to be a sheila-free zone, and Hanson was holding the floor on some ridiculously pathetic piece of legislation, Violence against women, save the Great Barrier Reef or something, and Leyonhjelm quite correctly opportuned as a he wasn’t doing so well in the argument; “You should stop shaggin other men” and she gets all arked up.
Bugger me dead, what’s wrong with this sheila? Just another one who can’t take a joke. What a sour puss. And the what does she want in return? an apology? Leyonhjelm was just doing his job. And there’s nothing more important than the privelege to say what you can’t say anywhere else if you can’t say it in Parliament. And if you don’t believe us, we refer you to chapter five from Lord Rupert of Murdoch, “if it sayeth by the old white man it musteth be true”.
Leyonhjelm, enjoying the limelight.
So for chissakes for the sake of freedom of speech and the right to say whatever you like on the floor of parliament get off Leyonhjelms back. He’s standing on principle. The principle that it’s beneath his god-ordained principles to apologise to a lefty wanker. And way way too much to ask him to apologise to a leftist greenie sheila human rights activist wanker.
Leyonhjelm upholds core values of Australian society. If he didn’t have a go at Hanson Young and want bigger guns we wouldn’t even know he existed. Like we used to think the DLP was irrelevant, before Tony Abbott became Government. He’s making a simple point, If you don’t like it you might as well just go Hong Kong Bookshop and BUGGER OFF!!
He stands up for good ol values, dissing sheilas and shooting.
Which brings us to Andrew Robb. He’s going crook on the spat between China and the U.S. He reckons we’re the proverbial chop suey roll in the middle of the chicken chow mein, and he’s quite right. Andrew knows about leadership, leaves parliament and gets paid 700 k plus for being on the board of Chinese government proxy where he doesnt have to do anything. That’s good Governance, let business run itself and keep away. Don’t ever bugger up a good thing, and Andy is onto a good thing.
Nicky Winmar, Famously couldn’t take a joke either.
If Andy has a conflict of interest after leaving a government portfolio as a highly taxpayer funded ex minister, he should go into bat for the power with the bigest wallet. It’s a free country. In the olden days he’d be working for the slave traders, the Belgian Congo overlords, the satraps, makes no difference to Andrew. That’s how the market place works. It’s an echo chamber devoid of the irritating influences of ethics, morality and fair mindedness. That’s where Andy and Ljeyonhelm have got a lot in common. Decent older white blokes defending themselves from snide comments, And might we say defending the core Australian values of a Fair go!
What did Voltaire say before he invented the electric kettle?, “I fucken Hate what’s comin out yer gob, but I’ll punch any left pooftah faggot greenie lezzo wanker who denies youse the right to say it”,
BRING IT ON!!!
That’s what Parliament’s for….
And besides, no one’s listening.