So reported the Age newspaper a couple of weeks ago.

‘Ah don’ t like wind farms refrain; Tell me why?

Ah don’t like wind farms refrain: Tell me why?
Ah don’t like wind farms refrain: Tell me why?
Ah don’t like wind farms 

Ah just wanna shoot oooh oooh oooh oooh oooot
A hole ol ol ol ol ol, through guys like you’!

I agree with Joe.  I much prefer the beauty of the stacks at the brown coal fired power stations like Morwell and Hazelwood.  They really are the symbol of where we’re at.  Such progressive forward looking people.

Go on,  pull the other one!  He don’t like Wind Farms, reckons they’re ugly.  Just like Pauline Hanson didn’t like Asians.  Asians, like Wind farms represent the future.  He probably don’t like holograms, quantum computers, bionic arms, testicular implants, (sorry I had to put that in) and he probably don’t like any other funny new fangle ideas.  That’s why he and his mates quite rightly keep sheilas where they belong in Parliament; on the back bench!

Now to be fair, he doesn’t mind a lot of things, it’s just he HATES stuff that the coal industry hates.  He hates Wind-Farms because the coal industry are his mates.  You stick by your mates through thick and thin.  That’s what Gallipoli taught us.  It’s pretty simple.  And we know now that without Coal Miner Nathan Tinkler putting funds through the back-door into the Liberal Party’s coffers they’d be stuffed!  They’d be stuffed more so because they’ve pissed off the tobacco lobby and particularly the shooters party who still bear a grudge from Johnny Howard taking guns away.  So let’s face it without the COAL the entire government is stuffed.

I hate Wind Farms too.  Europe is rancid with them.  I love that about Australia and the United States: No signs of emergent alternative energy.  No signs of emergent alternative thinking either, it’s that same-ness that I find reassuring.  Go on, mine the buggery out of this continent and get it over and done with.  I also hate Wind Farms cos the turbines and towers are obviously manufactured locally.  We hate manufacturing in this country!  Much easier to import machinery and sell coal.  That’s what we’re good at; selling stuff we don’t manufacture or value add.  So don’t give me any more of this namby pamby sustainability crap – coal mining is sustainable, and  it’s good for jobs.  Good for the future.

We’ll let em know the world over that we hate Wind Farms and change.  We hate lefties too, who all seem to want us to go back to the ice age and live in mud huts and do macrame.

They don’t understand that to sustain a fuckin economy you’ve gotta root something.  We came to this country and it was in a desperate shape, no mines, no industry and no consumers.  We still can’t get the aborigines to consume, that’s why we’ve made prisons for em.  We’ll make em consume, even if it fucken kills em!

Fucken Wind Farms are tearing the heart outta this country.  I’ve known people who’ve been on the land for up to three generations and they can tell ya a thing or two about Wind Farms.  They’re turning people gay!  Fair dinkum, they turn decent blokes into pooftas, and I’ve heard nice clean livin sheilas becoming lezzos.  That’s what the turbines do.  No lezzos in coal mining, no pooftas either.  Coal is about clean livin, it’s clean coal.  Turbines are a blight, and each turbine is one straight man turned pooftah.

Think about it, it’s un-Australian!

By Quentin Cockburn