Big mal. A man of Vision.

Dear reader, it is with some indignation we refute vicious unfounded rumour. We at pcbycp like to stand on principle. Some malcontents out there in the twittersphere have made some very uncomplimentary and derogatory comments about Malcolm Turnbull. This is not fair and befitting the status accorded to a Prime Minister. Malcolm is doing his very best. And suspending parliament for a couple of weeks is the right thing to do. Malcolm is not afraid of the renewed debate in the senate, he’s not afraid of his wafer-thin majority, and he’s not afraid to tell us how it is.

Little Mal, he came to this earth to make us more HUMAN

Cos Malcolm is a man of action. Never let it be forgot that Malcolm has created the “Ideas Boom”. And he’s about to deliver the most comprehensive globally competitive up to date communications initiative since Alexander Bell first went “brring”. And that is, to ensure that the National Broadband Network is up and running and delivering breathtaking speeds. Speeds that rival morse, semaphore and radio for sheer power and newishness. And that’s not all, it uses good ol locally produced, (but remanufactured in China ) Copper. That’s an affront to those who say we are just a mine and a Real Estate hoarding. We are more than this. We are clever. And just to prove how clever we are we have not one.. But TWO MALCOLMS’ in the running.

Thar’s right folks we’ve got Malcolm the Turnbull who gave us the Union Royal Commission and the suspension of parliament on really important second order issues, and we’ve got the other Malcolm, the little Dynamo from Ipswich. Malcolm, (‘Out of India”) Roberts. And if the big-un Malcolm aint big enough, the little-un Malcolm will prove that his bark is well and truly worse than his bite.

Little Mal was adopted by the species we call “Queenslander” as one of their own.

Little Malcolm, will win the seat of Ipswich hands down. Queenslanders like the little Malcolm, and why?; Cos in Queensland you get to be really liked if the rest of Australia, ( specially clever ones, ) HATE YOU!!!

And little Malcolm is spot on what’s good for Queensland. He loves big Coal Mines, Bigger than anywhere else in the world. He loves wiping out forests, more than they could ever achieve in the Amazon, and he loves species depletion. And what unites all Queenslanders? Killing off the Great Barrier Reef.

Little Mal has found love through HATE

So if you’re into heavy lifting, and if you think that Big Malcolm just aint doing enough to fuck up the country, vote a big fat ONE for Little Malcolm.

This bloke’s the best ever non-Australian aussie battler we’ve ever had, and he knows this, cos he tells us so. And on top of that, (can you effing believe it) he knows that the world is 100 percent dead, fucking Flat. And that coal is good for humanity, and if only the rest of the world thought like Queenslanders, we’d all be a damn side better off. And he knows all of this, cos he told us so.

Little Malcolm’s dad did a lot for Indian railways.

So get cracking vote for both Little and Big Malcolm and save Australia from ever thinking big again.