Sam Dusty-Yardy. No such thing as a free lunch. Or number#14 as we say in Mandarin at the People’s Daily
The upper house is stymied. It’s official Sam Dastyari has been Editor in Chief of the People’s Daily for years, and Malcolm, (‘Malcolm who’? you might say) has innovated and ideas boomed us into the marriage plebiscite. In a nutshell the DLP still run the conservatives. Chinese cash is everywhere, (and from both sides of politics very good indeed). The Property Council say things have never looked better for investment properties, high end market and the rate of return in Ponzi-opolis is expected to fly off the scale. Ponzi- opolis is the first of the Property Council’s-People’s Daily partnership transit cities (the first of the interconnected fast rail cities) to be built a trillion miles from anywhere.
Sam in happier days
Australia in the twenty first century is looking very progressive. It has been predicted that by 2025, all the 2014 budget emergency measures will be passed. The former P.M John Howard, (second longest serving PM ever, noble elder statesman, figure head, disciple of Thatcherism and peace-lover who instigated both the invasion of his own country, (the intervention) and the whole-scale meltdown, mass slaughter and polarising with his mates Tony and George in Iraq to give is the next 100 years war) decried ‘the disaster of an aboriginal treaty’ last week.
This week he proclaimed that women should steer clear of Canberra as their primary function is to have babies, care and leave out the slippers and cigar for when hubby gets home. And quite right too, the kiddies do need caring as they’ll be staying at home with mumsie and dadda for years and years, as property is no longer affordable, and from current Property Council projections investment properties have overtaken the good ol mums and dads buyers to keep ordinary folk out. Another victory for fee enterprise.
Sopwith Pup outperforms the F35. Better looking pilot also.
Sadly though there are still some states holding out. Not all schools, public departments , libraries and hospitals have been privatised yet, and there’s still way too much fat in the budget, for complacency. There’s national parks to be mined, seascapes to be drilled, and there’s an awful lot of potential in continuing the glorious conquest of civilizing the Middle East. Good news is the F35, can’t shoot straight. It’s so high tech, even the aaa batteries can only be bought singly (a shock to former Dick Smith purchasing officers) and even when it is airborne, can be outmaneuvered by a Sopwith Pup, out-climbed by a Guy Fawkes rocket, and out gunned by a Brewster Buffalo. And at sixteen billion trillion apiece, we’re still believing it good value for money, and the Pentagon is on the money on this one.
Parliament. Moribund? Or just empty.
Because we’re gonna have a war. Just what we need. A boon for the economy, a double triple whammy to the Property Council and jobs jobs jobs for Australians, building the sort of over-blown useless stuff, the military love to play with. The lights are going out all over Canberra and we may not see them re- lit in our time. Well, the truth of the matter is, ‘who cares’?