Once again, dear reader another snapshot into the subconscious from our very own  Beau Dunlap. I believe that Beau is offering dream therapy and analysis classes for those afflicted with insomnia, halitosis and sleep apnia, and is happy to provide workshops for the sorely afflicted. So please, don’t hesitate to write to PCbyCP and make your booking and you’ll recieve two sure-fire, sleep therapy aids, the life story of Bill Shorten, “Short n Curly’, and the spectacularly interesting Corey Bernardii tome; “The Conservative revolution”. Both guaranteed to ensure sudden necrosis and deep sleep.

Read on….

‘I dreamt I was the newly appointed chaplain at the High Country campus of a world renowned private school’.

‘I dreamt I was the newly appointed chaplain at the High Country campus of a world renowned private school. At my first chapel service, I began speaking but nobody seemed to be listening. After a few seconds the students began to get restless and started talking among themselves. The teachers were busy shushing everyone and calling for calm. Then I had to give out communion, but as they all filed up to me I saw that none of them had a mouth, just eyes wide open staring at me in a “What next?” kind of way, and I realized that being a chaplain was not really my calling.

‘I was given two thousand dollars in cash to spend while visiting a prominent figure in the Lesbian Activist Collective’

In this dream, I was given two thousand dollars in cash to spend while visiting a prominent figure in the Lesbian Activist Collective. She lives interstate, and I was staying for one week. I was supposed to keep my spending secretive, using the money for either alcohol or gambling, vices which were anathema to this person. I was not expected to attend any of the functions or meetings on her busy schedule. At the end of the week I put the money in her recycle waste bin, which was not much of a gamble but it was kind of intoxicating’.

Where will it end? Stay tuned for Beau’s, next thrilling encounter with the twilight zone between his ears in next weeks enthalling episode of the afterlife of dreams.

Off to bed now. Good night.