One in eight birds are destined to be extinct did you know.
The Great Barrier Reef is cactus. We should grow them (cactus) there.
Koala’s threatened with habitat loss.
Kevin Rudd lashes out at Naysayers in second volume of Memoirs, (possibly the most significant second volume of memoir EVER).
Peter Dutton asks to be acting PM for EVER!
This is the noble sactifice a civilised society makes to be CIVILISED!
Kelly O’Dwyer, will see the bankers are punished by being told so. The bankers are trembling.
There’s penetrating findings on the Banking Royal Commission. And we’ve got to say that not since “the terror” have we seen such a grim procession of shabby, implausible, hapless figures in public life. Good thing they’re bankers. In the olden days we’d have em pilloried. But nowadays we just sigh a collective ‘tut tut tut’, to their myriad misdemeanours and hope the whole thing will go away. Seems ASIC, (the amusingly named corporate regulator) was busy doing nothing. At the end of it all we hope that someone quite junior in the banking industry will be PUNISHED!. Just in time for the next election.
Bit like scandals all over really. It’s o.k to do it. You can get a HUGE bonus. But the thing is not to be caught.
This is what a proper apology looks like.
If you get caught it’s game over. It’s the end of the road. It’s the high-water mark. Just as Rupert and James found out. You’ll be landed in purgatory for at least a week. And asked with all probablilty of established fact to APOLOGISE! And made to look pretty SAD. And the admission of GUILT may HAUNT you. And after that, the news cycle will get back onto tracking down the dysfunctonal on the edge of suburbia and worrying about the imposition of Sharia Law in kindergartens.
WE, in the intersts of fairness tried Sharia law the other day at the pcbycp offices.
It al began with a prayer meeting we held right on 11.00 am. We’re not sure if prayers for muslims start at 11.00 am, but we felt that Anzac day and the eternal memory of those who fell to maintain freedoms the world over would appreciate that the eleventh of the eleventh is significant. We should accord them eternal respect. Just as we were about to pause in prayer, Mrs Coldtart came in with the Lamingtons. And one amongst us, couldn’t help (his, her, transgender, it makes no difference to us), grabbing the treats on the tray, so to speak. And in an instant we had a breach of the sacred trust ordained to us by the Great God-head “Anzackery”.
Realising, the appostacy, the lack of respect, the wanton sacriligeous act, we had no recourse, but to punish the offender and Mrs Coldtart. This we did, by restricting their access to the coffee machine and tea making facilities for an entire week.
After that week, with due contrition, they have resigned. And thus we have kept our tradition of noble sacrifice pure.
Tomorrow we prepare for our march. A solemn march down Lygon street, with the order of the Pink Lamington at our masthead. To keep this country pure, and make an example that those who act as deputy God-head, (the bankers), may solemly follow.
Lest we forget.