We applaud the Federal Governments decision to arrest people without warrant and hold them in detention for up to a week without reason. There’s a lot of suspicious people about.

Strong on Crime. Mr Guy at a press conference without visible mafia links. (or his friends who did very well out of the Fishermen’s bend decision).

We applaud the Federal Minister, (Gauleiter for Oceania) Mr Dutton in reccommending facial recognition technology for all citizens as a way of keeping track of undesirables.

WE are appalled that the Victorian government wont do the same under the guise of human rights. The Victorian Government, and those who purport to look after us are just not doing enough to ensure our safety. The opposition leader Mr Guy wants to get tough on crime, and though the Herald Sun, (flagship of the Murdoch Empire) is chocka block with gruesome details of runaway, spiralling violent crime, the Premier seems to want the public to just sit back and eat cake.

Mr Dutton, Gauleiter for Oceania, sporting his new Border Force Uniform.

This is not good enough.

He has ignored the Gauleiter’s request to do something about spiralling African crime gangs. It’s not safe to walk in the street. In East Melbourne for example I had to cross the street when a man of African appearance was walking towards me. One can’t be too careful. When he smiled at me I knew in an instant their cunning wiles, many a missionary or native adminiatrator has been lured to a savage death by such animalistic subterfuge. Right then, that the Gauleiter seeks to stop them in their tracks. And put them somewhere where they can be held to keep us SAFE.

Non suspicious people. People you can TRUST!

People at airports can be arrested and anyone suspicious, (bearded men, non white people, and women with head scarves, and teenagers) had better look out, or better still, think before they travel. The Border Force officers have studied nefarious types and quicker than you can say in German “Sicherheitsdienst” they’ll have you splayed on the floor, their black uniforms twinkling in the moonlight, and they’ll keep you there, just like an insect till the bona-fides are established.

Suspicious People, look like this.

Before you can say a strange word, of which the meaning is lost to us, “Magna Carta”, and another one, “Corpus Habeus”, they’ll put you inside, deport you, or just leave you rotting. Not quite as good as the ‘Jamaican round-up’ in London, and piss-poor in comparison to what China, (world leader in human rights) does with political prisoners, but a significant start just the same. And it’s ‘Safety First’. Same goes for those unionists who want to protest the fact that workers on contract get paid nothing and get treated worse than serfs, they can wake up and realise how their rights are a gift, not a right. And though we spent quite a lot of money and enjoyed the lawyers picnic of a Royal Commission into corrupt union bosses, and arrived at nothing, we’ll demonstrate once again that those in the big end will walk away free, whilst malcontents, stirrers, ratbags, and anyone on the so called ‘progressive left’ will be treated as they deserve.

The Gauleiter is determined to keep us safe. So stay indoors. Don’t travel. Don’t march in protest. Dont question. And besides the Royal wedding is on telly this Saturday. Take our advice. Stay inside, enjoy the pageantry and keep safe. If you’re out and about and look suspicious you’ll be locked up. And in the end, it’ll be your own fault.

Suspicious people en masse. Making our streets UNSAFE!!

Can’t say we didn’t tell you so.