Kelly O Dwyer, Proof of the trickle down effect. More books than George Brandis. Obviously brainier.

Dear reader, these are fraught times. The average wage is deadlining. Kelly O Dwyer is on the radio convincing all of us that all the indices are up. She’s spreading the government’s message of ‘Jobs and Growth’. And all of us out there in the “real world” see our wages diminished, the price of electricity going stratospheric, and the evidence that axing the carbon tax, didn’t bloody work. Last time we looked the cost of the electricity network, (poles and wires) in Australia, it was valued at 100 billion. In the U.S, which has over fifteen times the population, the same cost is 100 billion. WE can’t give our VAST resources to the local cos we’ve flogged em off to overseas buyers for free, and the big corporations and anyone else who’s lucky pays no tax. Two generations of Australians can’t afford a home. They can’t afford education. They can’t afford to turn the kettle on. And Kelly tells us, the benefits of privatisation are astonishing. Yet no one get’s it. Why?

BILLIONS OF LITRES. And all of it FREE!!!

There’s growth in wiping bums, call centres, and unemployment. It all points to what Kelly describes as the benefits of the “trickle down effect”. And, we hear you say; “If these are the benefits, we’d hate to see what the disadvantages are’. And just between the rest of us and the Reserve Bank, everyone’s so tightly in debt, just the merest pin-prick will cause that unmistakeable sense of 1929.

But there’s hope. In New South Wales they’re giving water away for free. Good on em. And a few cotton growers are reaping the full benefit of the billions we’ve pumped into saving the Murray Darling Basin. It’s a bonanza, and for those few, they’ve hit the jackpot. No regulation, no due diligence, and no checks and balances. It’s the same deal that Rupert got with the handout to Sky News. And it’s all free.

Mr Turnbull signing off on the billion dollar BONANZA to Mr Adani. ALL FREE!

WE have a plan. We’ve gotta show some initiative and get on this bonanza. If a cotton grower can get it, cos Australia, the driest continent on earth really needs to grow cotton and rice, why shouldn’t we start a new sunrise industry that truly reflects our capacity for nation building?
There’s money to be made, and without the corporate regulator or regulation of any sort we can prove to the world that we’re a world beater on innovation and prove that we’re well and utterly open for business.

George and Matt. “Worldbeaters”. And giving it all away, FOR FREE!

We’re gonna make every citizen in this country a foreigner. With Matt Canavan leading the way and demonstrating leadership we can follow suit. As foreigners, we van get access to all of Australia’s natural and mineral resources and pay no tax. WE can apply for interest free loans as MR Adani has done and get those grants, tax breaks and amnesty’s from the federal government that all foreigners do. By being foreign we will no longer be humiliated criticised by Jillian Triggs, and all those lefty do-gooders and prove that Australians are good all round blokes, And sheilas too.

And if anyone, even the North Koreans, have a go we can say “no comprende”, cos as Italians, , Canadians and Poms, we’ll have the capacity to see ourselves as others see us. A nation that’s Open for Business , truly multicultural, and where everything is well and truly FREE.

Lord Rupert. “Oh What a Feeling”. For Foreigners. ALL FREE!!!

And lead the Free World.

So all of us, can benefit from the trickle down effect.