Aussie Billionaires don’t like to swagger. This un, owned by the developer Mark Simonds only consumes 40 litres per k. A sure sign of global warming awareness.
Dear reader, as a departure from the usual tradition, we received this anonymously penned fragment signifying the peril of billionaires. As you may well know, the recent decision by Federal Police and state agencies to cut short a joy-riding Billionaire on the east coast determined to escape the Melbourne lockdown bought tears of sympathy. Elsewhere, those who would usually be found at Davos, are on their yachts, determined to cure the worlds woes, by staying insular and very rich. These Billionaires, be they Russian, Chinese, English, American or our very own are in peril. If they go the entire fabric of our society may be DOOMED. We need billionaires, they give is something to look up to, and wonder.
When on your million dollar yacht evading the draconian lock-down its important to adopt ‘Gangsta-Rap’ hand- signals to demonstrate solidarity with the oppressed, and those poor who can only afford a rubber ring or overcrowded refugee vessel.
Escaping the perils of lock down. This is not the politics of envy, just good Aussie Mates having a go!
Suffer they, the billionaires
Save the fucking billionaires
They’ve all humanity’s got,
Spare a thought for their homelessness
Onboard a billion dollar yacht
You’ve heard of medicins sans frontiers?
That’s doctors without borders
Millionaires are just not billionaires
Its a fucking new world order (Billionaires without borders)
Russian Kleptocrats know how to Party. This- un consumes more fuel than the Titanic. And that’s just to keep the lights going.
So show a little leniency
Cut just a little slack
Next time a billionaire goes yachting
Pat him on the back
Cos these people are what’s left
Of humanity’s rotting carcass
They who own everything also serve
This-un has its own nuclear reactor. Just to operate the Juice extractor. The richer you are the more energy you need. Cos YOU CAN!
The power of the markets