Dear reader a fragment to relieve you from the tedium of the election. We often forget with each passing of the electoral cycle, (now more frequent than occurred in post war Italy) the first Australians get their just deserts. For a taste of what they’ve endured over the past decade, this piece suggests you take a look at Amy McGuire’s Interview, (click this link and then play the video), and spare a thought for those who’ve yet to benefit from the ‘trickle down effect’, ‘the Ideas Boom’, the ‘Innovation revolution’, and the ‘thought bubble’. The NT now tops the world in male incarceration ,and some credit should be given where it‘s due to the smiling Obersturmbahnfeuhrerinen* of the Gulags to the near North, Gauleiter Macklin.‘And remember for a brighter stronger future… We recommend you use “ Whitewash” comes in a convenient 500 gram or one kilogram box for added convenience’.
Other Fragments: Dear reader we are often asked, “What sterling work is being undertaken to assist the wretched, dispossessed, and god- forsaken first australian from poverty, alcoholism and self abuse? We are glad then to revisit upon this empty space the two recent initiatives proposed by the Justice Commission and the “Opening up the North to Real Estate Commission’, to deliver prosperity to the wretched denizens of the hinterland. Firstly, the Greater Dividing Range across the entire western seaboard, will ensure that reliable rainfall will green the desert wastelands. These arid sands will be converted into the market garden of the interior. Fully owned by Coles and Woolworths, the First Australians will be encouraged to work as indentured labourers. Their reward, a final resting place with their spirits on the shores of the super enlarged Lake Eyre, renamed; ‘Lake Dutton’.
Youth Justice. Designed in co-operation with Border Force and N.T Corrections the Fully automatic ‘Remote Justce Super-Sucker’ is designed to collect, process and deliver to corrections facilities within the N.T and W.A the full spectrum of justice conditoned clients. Coal powered, (courtesy of the Minerals and Energy Council) the Super Sucker, is a one stop shop, that ensures that fare evaders, unlicensed and unroadworthy vehicle drivers, jay walkers and occasional drunks are pocssed, and diverted to ensure that the 1 percent of those who choose to remain in remote communities are Safe. Fully automated and 100 perent effective.