Lieutenant Gov of Texas blames Gays and Abortions for shooting

Another shocking tragedy. More kiddies gunned down by one of their own.

The world ghasps, the newsreaders go through the motions, and we all settle down to a normal life, until the next week. They now occur on a weekly basis.

And why is this so? Why must kiddies die in the most desirable place to be on earth? And why must it be that after the caterwauling, the accusations, no action is taken. ?

Rev Curry, (unarmed) preaches power of Love.

What does it take to change the culture of America?

WE ask ourselves over here in the far southern land of god-fearing citizens whilst other god-fearing citizens, namely the Lieutenant Governor of Texas quite rightly puts the finger on gays and abortion. And he’s absolutuely right!! Abortion is a sin. Gays are a sin. And killing kids in cold blood an absolute Sin. If you don’t believe it, go read the bible out aloud and underline all the references to sin. Afer a while you’ll have run out of pencil cos page for page the weight of sin is so UNBEARABLE that some little kiddie is gonna crack. In no time he’ll lay waste to the whole school cos he had to let it out. He had to do something about all that gayness and all those abortions. All that sin found expression in killing innocent kiddies. And because of this we’re not safe.

Prince Charles, overcome with Curry’s address.

What’s the solution?

Can’t ban guns, that’s god’s righteous tool of retribution.
Just ban gays and abortions, and clean us of SIN.

Still we have a solution. Now the Royal Family has got an American on-board, it’s a chance for the yanks to come back to the fold, and throw off all this ‘gun-ism’. To be once again settled in the bosom of the “white empire” and know as a part of the Commonwealth. All they need worry about is asylum seekers and winning the Commonwealth games,

This is the problem with the Yanks. They left the empire and have been soul-less, detatched, and bereft ever since. We welcome them. With Megan as the first American real princess. America will never understand cricket, but they will win the odd running race and their mascot could be a gun toting republican senator, just like the bloke from Texas.

Princess Megan. A REAL AMERICAN PRINCESS!!!

Then the world will know that the circle has gone fully round, the yanks have forgiven us for Yorktown, and recognised the mistake of going it alone. They can have their own Queen. All those who won and lost appointments and sinecures with the Clintons can become Dukes and Earls. They can dissolve the congress and establish a House of Lords, and know that only a Westminster System and a constitutional monarch can deliver them governance funny enough that no-one will be bothered shooting kiddies in cold blood any more.

They’ll be happy, content and free, just to watch the pomp and pageantry on the telly and enjoy a good laugh every now and then.

And perhaps find it in their hearts as the evangelical preacher suggested, ‘to love’.

Hollywood Cricket Team.

Because it’s all you need.