Another musical despatch from the front

Dear reader, 

Frank dedicates his piece to this stunning government brochure, “LMOK” (“Last man outta Kabul’)

Hot on the heels of his recent book launch, the cancellation of the overseas talk show host tour, and the suspension of his three part documentary, ’Acronyms and their many uses’, Frank brings us this stunning piece of research related to the wealth of pubic and private acronyms. Demonstration sure enough of where management-speak and neo-liberalism have got us. And it’s ‘got us’ good and proper, so that the rich may feel  free from the pangs of conscience for criminalising the rest of us who don’t earn enough to avoid paying tax. 

If you’re fed up to the neck with acronyms, this is salvation of a sort, and will allow you, (in the privacy of your covid safe, home, fallout shelter, cell) a fuller appreciation of just how useful they are. 

Incidentally, Frank is himself an acronym for ‘Frankly Real Australia needs Kippers”, which is in itself a plaintive hope that with the new Greater Britain free trade deal, English sourced kippers wont have an attached import duty. A sure sign that in these darkened times there is much cause for optimism. 

Frank is a born optimist, that’s why he’s compiled this list, it makes compelling reading. 

Read on….

Buongiorno amici,

Frank’s book is currently on open access at the Alexandria Library

When I first started to cobble ‘My Yuendumu Story’ together I started a list of relevant acronyms as I had a mistaken notion this would provide clarity. When I started on page three of acronyms it was pointed out to me and it became obvious that the effect of three pages of acronyms as an introduction would have stopped many readers in their tracks. I would not have been showered with humbling and somewhat embarrassing accolades, and it is doubtful I would have recovered printing and postage costs as I have.

Here a sample of what you’ve been spared:

OAA       1967      Office of Aboriginal Affairs

DAA       1972      Department of Aboriginal Affairs

ADC       1980      Aboriginal Development Commission

ATSIC     1990      Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Commission

OIPC      2004      Office of Indigenous Policy Coordination

MTF       2004      Ministerial Taskforce on Indigenous Affairs

FACSIAH 2007    Department of Families, Housing, Community Services and Indigenous Affairs (my favourite)

PM&C    2013      Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet   

NIAA      2019      National Indigenous Australians Agency

Equally uplifting is the following subset:

CDEP     1977      Community Development and Employment Projects

JSA         2009      Job Services Australia

RJCP      2013      Remote Jobs and Communities Programme

CDP        2015      Community Development Program

And wait for it… the latest from NIAA…

ISEP       2022      Indigenous Skills, Engagement and Employment Program

Hallelujah!!! That’ll fix it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRhjWdr-LAA 

And for contrast – asking the gods for pula (rain)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAV6B5JrFtU&list=RDMM&start_radio=1&rv=pRhjWdr-LAA

Fino alla prossima volta

Francesco

PS- Something to read in lockdown- ‘My Yuendumu Story’ is still available- advise if interested and I’ll send you bank details etc.

Please note all feedback on this Google Group is confidential. Only I get to see it.

 

The PM was to launch the book but is working on a thought bubble within the ‘Canberra Bubble”. We the editors of pcbycp are catatonic with anticipation.

And a postscript, he has provided us with tis snippet from YOUSE-TUBE!

 

Good morning,

The best start to the day is a healthy laugh.

A dispatchee advised that she worked for the Emerging Indigenous Entrepreneurs Initiative

Acronym EIEI….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6HzoUcx3eo

Chau

Frank