Kelly O, questions “mainstream values”

Julia Banks, repudiating “mainstream values”.

Hot on the heels of the Victorian election drubbing, and scorching hot, (Queensland bushfire climate denier hot), we’re shocked by the latest from Julia Banks suggesting the Coalition is not welcoming to women.  And from the horse’s mouth itself, Kelly O’dwyer, describes the Liberal party as “Homophobic, anti-women climate change deniers”.  Female representation is plummeting in the Coalition.  Recently elected independent small L liberal women, who once represented the “heartland”  suggests that the ship is sinking. That the party is a lost cause for women. And to rub salt into the wound the newly re elected Labor premier of Victoria announced fifty percent of his cabinet were women. 

Which begs the question; Are there any women “man enough”  to stay the vessel, that drifting, rudderless, empty vessel that is the Liberal party from floundering?

What is to be done to the flagship, as Kelly so correctly said yesterday; “the natural party for womens representation”, even though they are self described, homophobic anti woman, climate change deniers. ?

Is the wash-up for the Victorian Election? Does it bode ill for the federal election? 

Kerryn Phelps, confronting ” mainstream values”

According to the conservative right, there is nothing wrong with the Liberal Party, it’s just that Guy wasn’t conservative enough.  We agree he should’ve gone harder. And sought fundamental change. The sort of change that would make him a viable alternative. And now faced with the prospect of a “long parliament”, and very little debate till the next election, we leave it to you our devoted readership, to rescue this conundrum before it’s too late. 

We at pcbycp need suggestions. Should it be compulsory sterilisation for lgbti’s. Execution for jaywalkers. Castration for those who are not women and possess long hair, or just incarceration for all women, who don’t deport themselves respectfully, and live at home supporting the kiddies and hubby when he comes home shagged. 

There are so may issues where they could go harder. 

Mass incarceration of all people who are not pure on the skin colour chart. 

Banning of people who are left handed from voting, 

Summary arrests for those who can’t recite more than the first stanza of “Advance Australia”.

Banning any who doesn’t have an extensive, portfolio, (as both sides of the house seem to have) of investment properties. 

Kathy McGowan, eschewing ‘mainstream values’.

Or just the cessation of funding for any school which is silly to enough to suggest that god didn’t create the world, that the earth is to just six thousand years old, and that man was derived from Adams rib, to stone women who shall be blamed for all eternity for making small men feel insecure. 

All of this and more, but there is a bigger issue confronting the Coalition. One of titanic proportions, which if unchecked will rock the very foundations of governance as we see it. The Trojan horse of Liberal domestic policy. 

Without women in the Liberal Party, who will make the tea?

Without women in the Liberal Party, who will make the scones?

Without women in the Liberal Party, who will take out the rubbish, and clean up after the booze ups after the boys have had their fun?

Could it be 457 visa holders? No way, they’re foreign. 

Could it be refugees? They threaten our way of life, 

Could it be native Australians? Don’t be silly. 

Julie Bishop, relegated from deputy PM for questioning “mainstream values”.

It will be interns. They’ll work for nothing and just like our women, go away when they’re no longer needed, and do what they’re told. 

To uphold, 

“Mainstream values”!