That’ll learn em
Let’s face it, we loathe and detest Arts Degrees.
Nothing but TROUBLE!
PM and Dan loathe Humanities. Quite right too!
We at pcbycp applaud the informed decision by the Federal Government to punish students who seek to be indoctrinated by Humanities. For many years we’ve argued that the market is always right. We’ve applauded the despoilation of all living systems and the very life that sustains us on earth, through the insistence that the market knows best. And the market in this country, is predominately the mining industry, and Real Estate.
Royal Commissions come and go, and though we’re bored to death with deaths in custody and black lives, we know that at the end of the day, the man in the high-viz vest rerpresents the future of Australia.
By blowing up sacred sites and the de- funding of museums, libraries, and allowing the full scale desecration of cultural artefacts, we will enrich ourselves with cash. And to achieve this, the last thing we want is a corpus of effete beret-wearing, goateed, poonces, talking about philosophy and literature. They stand in the way of PROGRESS!!
They represent the threat of IMAGINATION!
History is wrong. Plato was dead wrong. Aristotle, not the full bottle. And ever since, we’ve always been a Pythagoras short of the icoceles.
That’s why Dan Tehan is to be applauded.
Dan may not be well read. But he knows how to shove his arm up a dead Ewe’s Bum… (to determine probable cause of death)
He knows nothing about culture. He knows it’s poofy and effete. That’s why he’s a Minister of the CROWN, and he wants STEM to rule.
We can only agree, Shakesepeare has done none of us any good. And if you ask Dostoyevsky, (who the fuck was he you might say?) the last thing he ever did was put a deposit on a housing estate, mined for iron ore, or knew the value of COAL in fucking up poofta-friendly eco-systems. We HATE arty types for putting a window on who we are and what makes us tick. That’s why we applaud BIG-BUSINESS
Questioning is trouble making.
The question is clear. There is NO QUESTION!.
We hate trouble makers!
Rat bags, thinkers!
The only humanities courses we want to see are those practised at the Ramsay Institute. The world is only 6500 years old, and woman was made (badly) in a mans image.
‘That is an eternal truth’, ( Leviticus Ch 12. )
Dan Loves Traditional Astralya. That’s why he hates CLEVER BASTARDS who use WORDS!
Better still deport all humanities types.
For our readerships assistance it’s any one who looks questioning, thoughtful or harbouring anti establishment ideals
We like computer techs, salesmen, and real estate agents. They are RELIABLE!
No REAL ESTATE Agent ever asked, “ what is life”?
Just ask Twiggy, He’s sold us to China, and our new masters hate loathe and detest thinking types, Whatever the Mandarin for thinker was it’s has been erased. If you say it in Cantonesee it’ll land you in jail for eight years.
Black lives matter? never heard of it.
Dyson loves words. He loves POWER as well. And using his educated hands.
Me too movement?….what the…… go ask Dyson.
There is no future in thinking.
Australia’s best ideas are still born, and even if they were let loose, we have the gatekeeper, The CathoIic Boys Daily (The Australian) to ensure that thought will never thwart the good governance of big business and Twiggy, (Courtesy of the Peoples Republic of China).
Dysons Downfall. A love of Literature. Even if it is Hansard and Parliamentary papers.
Its money well spent! Increase the humanities fees by 500 per cent. That’ll learn em.