Dear reader, this is the personification of the expression; ‘ Grinning like an idiot”.
On Tony Abbott as Special Trade Envoy
‘This matters because the decision about to face Britain is far more serious in the long-term than any virus. It is over how to agree frictionless dealings with our immediate trading neighbours in Europe. I am reliably told there is not a single person within the penumbra of Downing Street remotely up to the job of such negotiation’.
- Simon Jenkins is a Guardian columnist
Ready to Shirtfront the E.U
Until NOW!!!
Simon Jenkins may be the Guardians brain on Strategy, diplomacy and international relations, but he aint got nuffink on TONE!
Pcbycp are COCK A HOOP about Saint Tone of Santamarias, (Santa’s little helper) to his mates as the UK trade Envoy. And Tone’s the full bottle on foreign affairs. He hates wops, dagoes, froggies and eyeties as much as he hates lezzos and pooftas. Tone hates uppity sheilahs, and he hates lefty ratbag wankers who ask questions. Tone gave us “Trumpism” before The Donald even got the gig at the White house, and Tone knows how to deal with dissent. He ignores em. Like they were DEAD!
Tone is right up there with ROLF. Another Aussie wot done good in the U.K
Boris is onto something, and the UK should be greatful. At last we’ve given them something that’s bigger than Rolf Harris. And arrested the stain of cultural cringe. If you’ve had a gutful of second rate pommy academics on huge salaries as Vice Chancellors, and the turds who get preferrment in state arts institutions just because they speak with a pommy accent, (gives em preferment, cos no one in Australia could ever be good enough) Your TIME HAS COME!
If it’s good enough for us, it’s good enough for the POMS.
Who’s ruling Britannia now?
But apart from the fact that Tone is the perfect fit for a Tory government that’s founded upon the very principle of institutional bastardry, public dishonesty, theft and sinecures for mates we ‘d like to take this opportunity as Australias Ambassador for Indigenous Australians to become a truly displaced person himself.
Returning to his mother country will be difficult for Tone.
Tone will ensure that offshore U.K administered tax havens are kept safe for his mates.
Things have changed since he left there in the late 50’s. There are lots of coloured people with the same rights as ordinary citizens, and some have even got high ranking jobs in government. Something that hardly ever happens in Australia. The BBC, though it has been thoroughly cleansed, still has pockets of dissent, and not all the government indtumentalities have been sold off yet. This is where Tone will come in handy, In getting rid of the NHS, he’ll be looking after the shareholders, as he did so nobly on the Murray Darling, Adani, or any other rent seeking corporaton. And with a bit of luck he can set up detention facilities on the channel islands, ensuring along the way that their purpose as a tax haven for mates like Angus doesn’t impinge upon the profit margin. With Dominic Cummins in charge there’ll be profit all round for shareholders.
Lucky the poms, they’ve been miserable ever since they won the war to find they lost the peace. Now they’ll be truly miserable and made to suffer.
As Tone will tell em, and he’s a Rhodes scholar fer crissakes, just as he told indigenous australians, he’s got no tolerance for those who choose a welfare state lifestyle.
Being poor is an original sin. Step up and as Joe Hockey the bloke who closed down the car industry said; ‘get a better paid job’.
Will Tone introduce Robo-debt?
Thats a trade of sorts. In souls
Raises the question. Is there a board position for Barnaby? He single-handedly rooted the Murray Darling, perhaps he can do the same to the E.U
We can only hope