Batting for Team Strayla

Wonderful, that Pauline is back. She’s strong on principles!

Who would’ve thought that the party that nurtured, borrowed and owned her dogma of irrational intolerance, isolation and bloody mindedness, should be adjusting to the new reality. That’s what you get in the 44th parliament, an opportunity for everyone, even angry marginalised Queenslander’s to have a red hot go. And there’s such a lot to have a go at. Now we’ve reached the stage in our democracy, after three decades of stripping public assets, worth and community to the free market, the scary skeletons are now free to walk out of the closet. Its not the end though, just  the start of a new reality and Rupert would be justifiably proud.

George. Twelth man for Team Srayla.

For a start Pauline and her party loathe and detest climate change. For a state blessed with one of the greatest ecological assets on earth this is remarkable, Good thing, (the Great Barrier Reef) is almost dead then. This whole global warming thing, that Rupert has been consistently telling us is a device by loony left, eco wankers and doomsayers who just want to drive down the economy, to stop decent Aussies from getting jobs. And Rupert really cares about ordinary folk. Just ask anyone above the Oxford-Cambridge Line in the U.K. Lucky they don’t read the Sun , the Daily Mail and the Times above the Tweed line, because they’ve got the Courier Mail, and the Tele to guide them on Issues. That’s another advantage when seventy five percent of the press is owned by one man. There’s an economy on journalistic integrity. And if you don’t believe me you can get stuffed, because climate science is crap. The scientific method is crap. That’s why my kids will die gloriously of whooping cough, measles and polio, because I’d rather have principles and keep my integrity pure rather than suffer with the masses as they succumb to all the unforeseen side effects of immunisation that Rupert is fond of quoting in his excellent publications.

Tony. Chairman of selectors. Team Strayla

Together with the country party, they, (the Hansonite’s) want to dam the last of the rivers in Queensland, and there’s a push to round up the last of the free- ranging first australians, and put them into a controlled environment, where they can be supervised and looked after correctly. This‘ll be a boom for the taxpayer, because we know what a drain the first australians are, as they seem to require like the rest of the community government assistance. What a cheek! They didn’t even pay for the land we took off them in the first place!!

Team Strayla must be kept PURE!

John! Coaching Team Strayla.

But more important than wiping out the rest of the ecosystem, destroying what’s left of the public estate, and getting rid of green tape for developers to have a red hot go, is the concern entirely justified that we need a Royal Commission into Islam. I couldn’t agree more There’s a lot of lawyers who are under-employed, and every one knows that they need a lift. A Royal Commission will help their income stream, and being open ended it’ll go on for years and years and years. They, (muslims) should be singled out you know because they’re not like us. And the fact is, just like the first australians, they’re ungrateful for how we’ve helped em out in Iraq and Afghanistan. And the follow on in the rest of the Middle East and Europe. If they’d only thanked us we wouldn’t be so rancorous.

Team Strayla. Articles of association.

Thankyou Rupert, and thankyou John, of the coalition of the willing, for making us a reflection of yourselves. And in doing so, setting a standard, that takes us right back to the principles we began with when we established the Commonwealth. The White Australia policy. Mission Accomplished!