Guthrie, Milne and Turnbull. When they were all mates. Because they were united singly in their complete and absolute ignorance of journalism.

Dear reader, we noticed with deep concern the recent protest in the ABC’s Ultimo headquarters. There we had it in full public view. Visibly agitated and distressed men and  women, voicing their anger at the direction of the Chairman and board of the ABC. Sadly we also noticed that within the crowd, on balance there seemed almost as many women as men. This does not reflect the current structure of Government!!

WE at Pcbycp would like to know if the women were actually journalists, or as has been suggested by our facial recognition experts, just operatives, cleaners, cooks, and admin staff, coralled to make a crowd scene look credible. 

An old bearded man. Last time we had this many old men running things we declared war on German New Guinea.

WE have it on good authority that within the ABC there are approximately 35.5 ancillary staff to every journalist. This is twice the ratio required to manufacture cars before the industry closed down and possibly only one half the ratio of mangement to flunkeys required to get the NBN up and running. Which begs the question, Who is doing the reporting at the ABC? We know this much. There are troublemakers. But strangely, when we borrowed the Border Force facial recogniton scanner technology, (recently on trial from China) we were dissappointed to see the ringleaders, Tingle, Alberici and Probyn were not there. 

This just exemplifies the cowardly approach of contemporary journalists. Whilst the leaders, Murdoch, Stokes and Milne, take all the flak for making sensible decisions, these malcontents go viral with their culture of complaint. 

Laura Tingle. Troublemaker!

Emma Alberici. Questioned genius of Tony Abbott. Troublemaker!

WE know that being a Chairman is an immense responsibility.  There  are corporate lunches which will stretch the waistline. There are public fundraising events, which are time consuming, and utterly boring, and there is a requirement, which must be met on an almost daily basis to meet with politicians. These politicians must be briefed on what the news agenda is. Why the news must be nuanced to get the right “outcomes”. And why journalists must be told just to do their job. And that requires them to be put in their place, and not get any dangerous ideas about free speech, independence and other leftist claptrap. And not LEAK! And when the Chairman quite rightlfully refers to the Managing Director as “missus”, it is not a patronising appellation, but a recognition in as much a the Queen is referred to as ‘Maam’, of the nature of things. The nature of things as determined by the manual on how things are to be done. The Bible. Which states, quite clearly; “She may be respected, even receive a comparable salary, but her attainments will always be tempered by the Will of Man. For he was borne in God’s likeness”, etc  .etc.. etc… And the journalists who wrote those facts, were all men. And set the standard for reportage of current afairs as FACT.

The public are tired of free speech. The Management, the Government and the Governor General who appoints the Chairman are thoroughly tired with free speech. And pesky journalists and women should know their place. And reflect our parliament, the most noble representation of governance there is, with the  understanding that women’s voices must be stilled and they belong on the back bench. No one has the right to express ideas, without prior consent of the lobbyists, the big end of town, and Rupert. For that is written. by the spiritual leader of the Party and Government itself. Bob. 

Not Menzies Stupid. 

Justin Milne in younger days reporting for the Biblical Times.

Santamaria!