Good thing democracy has been hijacked by corporates. Mr Turnaround is in detailed talks with the Indian Prime Minister Mahendra Modi. They’ll talk about India’s burgeoning economy, and when they talk economy it gets them a little excited. That’s the reward for being P.M, you get to hang out with the big knobs. And the big knobs are successful, they know about making lots of money.
And it’s good to see, those economic powerhouses, (China and India) know how to make money. We could learn from India and China. That’s why Mr Turnbull loves international trade. It’s all part of the heavy lifting corporates need to grow the economy whilst keeping a lid on wages. In India, some people work for almost nothing. That’s great for business. If only, (as Gina suggested), the same could happen here. The profits would be tremendous. Give a great big boost for economies, and provide stable employment for millions. And those millions could be paid next to nothing, just for the privelege of good honest work. Walmart pioneered this reconfiguration of what we used to call industrial relations. Good thing that with a Fair Work Commission, we can get workers wages adjusted to grow the economy. That’s what Malcolm will learn from Mr Modi, and as a bonus he’ll get to meet Mr Adani. And he’ll give Mr Adani the ‘Green light’.
Mr Adani knows all about growing the economy. He’s so good at it, all his profits go into his personal tax free bank account in the Cayman Islands. Mr Adani wants the Australian taxpayer to fund a large bulk of his enterprise. And he knows he’ll get what he wants. Malcolm is all for big business and tax cuts. Even those big businesses that extract huge profits from Australia and pay no tax will still get tax cuts. That’s the trickle down effect. And soon there’ll be millions of willing Australians, just like in India and China who’ll work for next to nothing. This is an enshrining principle of the ‘trickle down effect’.
Still there’s more heavy lifting to do. Get mums, and anyone who’s bludging on the system off welfare. Make em work, cleaning bums in old age homes, operating call centres and working in our very own version of Walmart, Seven Eleven or United Service Stations.
Sadly the idea of a truly open and free economy is not to everyone’s taste. Mr Turnbull’s ratings are down the toilet, Worse than Tone’s. People say, “ What does he stand for”?
Good thing then that Donald has given the ‘green light’.
And loyal as ever Australia will be there. Anointing once again, the Middle East with the gift of “Civilisation”. And it’ll give added meaning to Anzac day, and the unquestionable heroic righteousness of Australian foreign policy. Good news all round. Doesn’t matter who started it, reason why, or the lessons of history. Australia will be there, standing shoulder to shoulder.
And prove once and for all in matters of principle Mr Turnbull stands tall.
And you may ask, “What is the green light”?
Go the short term, Bomb Syria, win an election.